I set this up just to amuse my self and stifle my boredom, the blog will consist of some of my ramblings,videos pics and jokes that i have harvested from the net and is aimed at an adult audience
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Monday, 30 May 2011
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Friday, 27 May 2011
Thursday, 26 May 2011
MAD UGANDAN RANTS
Ugandan rants about Homosexuals describing what they do, listen out for "like ice cream" hilarious
MICKEY THE MUSLIM
This is from an arabic childrens programme unbelievable!!No wonder the kids are so fanatical. Suicide bombers of the future????
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
SICKO!
Each to their own but this is true stomach churning shit and almost made me puke,the story is a guy trawls dogging sites the morning after and likes emptying the used condoms................even writing about this makes me squirm
VENDING SEX
Just when i think porn is getting a bit boring again the Japanese come along to put the fun back into it
Monday, 23 May 2011
Mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule one wake sure noone else is at home if you are going to play with yourself lol
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIGER
A "girl turns up for a porn shoot the director hasnt seen her before and is none to happy with her tattos.................
A BIG JOB
Now, here is the warning dont watch this if you dont have a strong stomach, my fave part of this is where the girl does a runner near the end lol
Sunday, 22 May 2011
HOWARD STERN GAME SHOW
This is brilliant Howard Stern gameshow with a twist the son has to guess the answers to his mums questions about sex and if he gets it wrong has to undress her lol
Friday, 20 May 2011
A BIZZARE CONTRACT
A contract is a contract, even if it is a contract to kill.
Break it, and if the mob don’t get you, Maidstone Crown Court will.
Kevin Reeves, 40, was jailed for 15 months and ordered to pay £2,000 compensation after accepting £20,000 from a friend so depressed that she asked him to find a hitman to murder her. He even offered to do it himself, but got no further than pocketing the money.
There could be no prosecution for murder or manslaughter because nothing ever happened. But the intended victim, clearly annoyed at being still alive, filed a complaint for breach of contract. A jury found Reeves guilty of deception at the end of a case that even the prosecution conceded was bizarre.
Christine Ryder, 53, met Reeves when both were being treated for mental health problems at Medway Maritime Hospital in Gillingham, Kent, in 2003. Mrs Ryder, from nearby Strood, had been admitted after attempting suicide. She formed a friendship with Reeves and told him that she was depressed and desperate to end her life. Could he find her a hitman? Reeves, from Snodland, near Rochester, made a telephone call and told her that he could get a professional killer for £2,500.
Nothing happened.
After they left hospital she contacted Reeves and repeated her request. The price, Reeves told her, had gone up to £5,000. She wrote him a cheque.
Reeves banked the money and told Mrs Ryder that she would be killed in a drive-by shooting on June 11, 2003. She wasn’t; Reeves telephoned her to cancel the arrangement, saying that he had had to kill the hitman himself and pay Mrs Ryder’s money to his widow, the court was told.
Mrs Ryder, growing increasingly keen to depart this life, asked Reeves if he would do the deed himself. Reeves agreed, but said it would cost her another £10,000; she wrote him another cheque. But then she lost contact with him for some time. When he eventually contacted Mrs Ryder, he claimed that her £10,000 had been seized by his bank because he was bankrupt, but he could still kill her if she gave him another £10,000. She refused but agreed to pay him £5,000; Reeves promised to kill her on November 28.
The day before the promised killing, Mrs Ryder received a letter from Reeves saying that the situation had changed, but “things are still on, so don’t panic”. At the end of the appointed day Mrs Ryder was still alive.
Fiona Moore-Graham, for the prosecution, told the court that once again there was a period of no contact, largely because Reeves had taken his wife, Jean, on an expensive holiday to Tenerife. “You may think, therefore, that there was no intention of killing Mrs Ryder on November 28.”
Ever more frustrated at being still alive, Mrs Ryder contacted Reeves’s wife, who said that her husband had told her that his windfall had come from a lottery scratch card, a maturing insurance policy and an Isa. “He simply had the money for his own purpose and had no intention of using it for the purpose she directed: to have her killed or kill her himself,” Ms Moore-Graham told the jury.
Steven Hadley, for the defence, conceded: “It is a mean offence, preying on somebody who is vulnerable.”
Judge Veronica Hammerton told Reeves: “This was a calculated deception, repeated three times. While it is clear you had no intention of arranging for someone to kill Mrs Ryder and didn’t propose to yourself, you deceived her into believing it would happen. It resulted in a substantial sum being paid to you; none of the money was repaid. In all the circumstances, these offences are so serious that a custodial sentence is unavoidable.” She ordered Reeves to hand over as compensation the £2,000 he had saved up to repay Mrs Ryder.
Had Reeves been as good as his word he would have found himself facing far more serious charges
Break it, and if the mob don’t get you, Maidstone Crown Court will.
Kevin Reeves, 40, was jailed for 15 months and ordered to pay £2,000 compensation after accepting £20,000 from a friend so depressed that she asked him to find a hitman to murder her. He even offered to do it himself, but got no further than pocketing the money.
There could be no prosecution for murder or manslaughter because nothing ever happened. But the intended victim, clearly annoyed at being still alive, filed a complaint for breach of contract. A jury found Reeves guilty of deception at the end of a case that even the prosecution conceded was bizarre.
Christine Ryder, 53, met Reeves when both were being treated for mental health problems at Medway Maritime Hospital in Gillingham, Kent, in 2003. Mrs Ryder, from nearby Strood, had been admitted after attempting suicide. She formed a friendship with Reeves and told him that she was depressed and desperate to end her life. Could he find her a hitman? Reeves, from Snodland, near Rochester, made a telephone call and told her that he could get a professional killer for £2,500.
Nothing happened.
After they left hospital she contacted Reeves and repeated her request. The price, Reeves told her, had gone up to £5,000. She wrote him a cheque.
Reeves banked the money and told Mrs Ryder that she would be killed in a drive-by shooting on June 11, 2003. She wasn’t; Reeves telephoned her to cancel the arrangement, saying that he had had to kill the hitman himself and pay Mrs Ryder’s money to his widow, the court was told.
Mrs Ryder, growing increasingly keen to depart this life, asked Reeves if he would do the deed himself. Reeves agreed, but said it would cost her another £10,000; she wrote him another cheque. But then she lost contact with him for some time. When he eventually contacted Mrs Ryder, he claimed that her £10,000 had been seized by his bank because he was bankrupt, but he could still kill her if she gave him another £10,000. She refused but agreed to pay him £5,000; Reeves promised to kill her on November 28.
The day before the promised killing, Mrs Ryder received a letter from Reeves saying that the situation had changed, but “things are still on, so don’t panic”. At the end of the appointed day Mrs Ryder was still alive.
Fiona Moore-Graham, for the prosecution, told the court that once again there was a period of no contact, largely because Reeves had taken his wife, Jean, on an expensive holiday to Tenerife. “You may think, therefore, that there was no intention of killing Mrs Ryder on November 28.”
Ever more frustrated at being still alive, Mrs Ryder contacted Reeves’s wife, who said that her husband had told her that his windfall had come from a lottery scratch card, a maturing insurance policy and an Isa. “He simply had the money for his own purpose and had no intention of using it for the purpose she directed: to have her killed or kill her himself,” Ms Moore-Graham told the jury.
Steven Hadley, for the defence, conceded: “It is a mean offence, preying on somebody who is vulnerable.”
Judge Veronica Hammerton told Reeves: “This was a calculated deception, repeated three times. While it is clear you had no intention of arranging for someone to kill Mrs Ryder and didn’t propose to yourself, you deceived her into believing it would happen. It resulted in a substantial sum being paid to you; none of the money was repaid. In all the circumstances, these offences are so serious that a custodial sentence is unavoidable.” She ordered Reeves to hand over as compensation the £2,000 he had saved up to repay Mrs Ryder.
Had Reeves been as good as his word he would have found himself facing far more serious charges
Thursday, 19 May 2011
CENSOR BAR FUN
When i found this and started watching i thought "fuck i want to see the whole thing but as the video went on it got better and actually turned out to be quite amusing!! What do you think???
Davy's Madhouse: STARTING OUT
Davy's Madhouse: STARTING OUT: "Hi guys Davy here Facebook have stopped me posting videos that i have found online and will only allow me to post them as links which restri..."
JUMBO SAUSAGE SWALLOWER
This is my first posting and i thought i would start with a girl with a remarkable talent, she can certainly manage a large sausage dont you agree?
STARTING OUT
Hi guys Davy here Facebook have stopped me posting videos that i have found online and will only allow me to post them as links which restricts what i can upload so am starting my own blog and hope you will all join me.
I will be transferring all my stuff plus lots more over to here but it will take time, you are welcome to send me things to post or to send messages etc i would like your input as i dont have a clue what i am doing lol
Davy
I will be transferring all my stuff plus lots more over to here but it will take time, you are welcome to send me things to post or to send messages etc i would like your input as i dont have a clue what i am doing lol
Davy
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