Monday, 30 May 2011

THE MIND BOGGLES

EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE ONE

         We have all been there haven't we? No need for the wank sock anymore!!

SARDINES

                               How many Russians can you fit in a small car?

A DOGS LIFE

                                                 This guy is some puppy

GIRLFRIEND PRANK


                             This girl thought she had already gonr through puberty

DRUNK PICS








PREDICTIVE TEXT???


A couple of fun links for you

http://www.walkthedinosaur.com/http://www.themacuser.org/

WTF!!


WALK THIS WAY!!!!


Saturday, 28 May 2011

CAR WASH

                                    This car is obviously his pride and joy

Friday, 27 May 2011

SOUND ADVICE

                                      But what happens if you don't have kids

BIRD MAN


 
Crazy american bird fancier

POOR ERIC

                    Read the poster, it says Eric is an idiot, well he isnt the only one is he

VARIOUS DRUNKEN ESCAPADES

                                          Just a few drunks to amuse you

TO THE POINT


Scarred for life

                                     Birthday cake jumps out of mums hand...

TRAIN RIDE

 
   A couple hae sex on a train surrounded by fellow passengers

Thursday, 26 May 2011

OLDIES BUT GOODIES!!

                              Old folk showing you are never too old for a laugh

MAD UGANDAN RANTS

Ugandan rants about Homosexuals describing what they do, listen out for "like ice cream" hilarious

FAMILY FUED ON FACEBOOK

                          Dad wins this arguement

TEXT WARNING

                                        Every phone should have this built in

MICKEY THE MUSLIM

 
This is from an arabic childrens programme unbelievable!!No wonder the kids are so fanatical. Suicide bombers of the future????

GOING UP

 
As Aerosmith sang "love in an elevator

BIG BLOW

 
The worlds biggest joint

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

HONESTY


SO PROUD!!

                                I knew it was a mistake inviting Gramps along to the club

NEW BEGINING...........

          I'm not bragging but that was the fifth "End of the World" that i have survived

LIFT OFF!!!

                             A guy gets sent into orbit after sitting on an air bag

NOT A HORSELESS CARRIAGE


A TYPICAL RUSSIAN SCENE

               RUSSIA SUMMED UP IN A 15 SECOND VIDEO THIS HAS THE LOT!!!

BETTER THAN A SOCK

MEET A BLACK GUY

  Funny black guy sets his booth up so whites can say they have met a black guy

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

STUPID ARABS

                                 How the fuck did they get it on to the camel?

SMOKING

 
   Two Chinese kids passing the time of day with a smoke

SICKO!

Each to their own but this is true stomach churning shit and almost made me puke,the story is a guy trawls dogging sites the morning after and likes emptying the used condoms................even writing about this makes me squirm

VENDING SEX

     Just when i think porn is getting a bit boring again the Japanese come along to put the fun back into it

PORN BLOCKER

 
The ideal way to stop your kids from watching porn online

CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?

                                                 So this is where i have been going wrong............

WTF!!!

                                            Can someone please tell me WTF is going on here!!!!!

THE FAIL GUY

 
Fall guy wanna be busts his ass....ouch!!!

WAKEY WAKEY

I dont think anal sex would have woke her up

Monday, 23 May 2011

WHO WEARS THE HELMET?



Two guys and a sheep on a bike and look who has the crash helmet lol

THIS IS A HEADLINE!!!!

WTF

I know the yanks can be a bit weird at times but Adult Cabaret with cows????

GETTING SOME WOOD

DAILY GAY TEST

Every day i will post a test for all the guys out there to see if you are gay!

HEY THERE VAGINA

This has been around for a few years but is always woth an airing

BLACK FRIDAY

I know its not friday but this made me smile!

Mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rule one wake sure noone else is at home if you  are going to play with yourself lol

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIGER

A "girl turns up for a porn shoot the director hasnt seen her before and is none to happy with her tattos.................

A BIG JOB

Now, here is the warning dont watch this if you dont have a strong stomach, my fave part of this is where the girl does a runner near the end lol

Sunday, 22 May 2011

HOWARD STERN GAME SHOW

This is brilliant Howard Stern gameshow with a twist the son has to guess the answers to his mums questions about sex and if he gets it wrong has to undress her lol
Lay off Imogen Thomas she's a really good musician, she's been doing gigs all over Manchester.
Wouldn,t the news be a lot better to watch if this was on mainstream TV. The thing is i think she is a good presenter as well

SKINHEAD GETS IT

This is what happens when you pit a skinhead in a cell with a big black guy lol

Friday, 20 May 2011

A WALK IN FRIDGE

Wouldnt you just die for one of these!!!

A BIZZARE CONTRACT

A contract is a contract, even if it is a contract to kill.
Break it, and if the mob don’t get you, Maidstone Crown Court will.
Kevin Reeves, 40, was jailed for 15 months and ordered to pay £2,000 compensation after accepting £20,000 from a friend so depressed that she asked him to find a hitman to murder her. He even offered to do it himself, but got no further than pocketing the money.
There could be no prosecution for murder or manslaughter because nothing ever happened. But the intended victim, clearly annoyed at being still alive, filed a complaint for breach of contract. A jury found Reeves guilty of deception at the end of a case that even the prosecution conceded was bizarre.
Christine Ryder, 53, met Reeves when both were being treated for mental health problems at Medway Maritime Hospital in Gillingham, Kent, in 2003. Mrs Ryder, from nearby Strood, had been admitted after attempting suicide. She formed a friendship with Reeves and told him that she was depressed and desperate to end her life. Could he find her a hitman? Reeves, from Snodland, near Rochester, made a telephone call and told her that he could get a professional killer for £2,500.
Nothing happened.
After they left hospital she contacted Reeves and repeated her request. The price, Reeves told her, had gone up to £5,000. She wrote him a cheque.
Reeves banked the money and told Mrs Ryder that she would be killed in a drive-by shooting on June 11, 2003. She wasn’t; Reeves telephoned her to cancel the arrangement, saying that he had had to kill the hitman himself and pay Mrs Ryder’s money to his widow, the court was told.
Mrs Ryder, growing increasingly keen to depart this life, asked Reeves if he would do the deed himself. Reeves agreed, but said it would cost her another £10,000; she wrote him another cheque. But then she lost contact with him for some time. When he eventually contacted Mrs Ryder, he claimed that her £10,000 had been seized by his bank because he was bankrupt, but he could still kill her if she gave him another £10,000. She refused but agreed to pay him £5,000; Reeves promised to kill her on November 28.
The day before the promised killing, Mrs Ryder received a letter from Reeves saying that the situation had changed, but “things are still on, so don’t panic”. At the end of the appointed day Mrs Ryder was still alive.
Fiona Moore-Graham, for the prosecution, told the court that once again there was a period of no contact, largely because Reeves had taken his wife, Jean, on an expensive holiday to Tenerife. “You may think, therefore, that there was no intention of killing Mrs Ryder on November 28.”
Ever more frustrated at being still alive, Mrs Ryder contacted Reeves’s wife, who said that her husband had told her that his windfall had come from a lottery scratch card, a maturing insurance policy and an Isa. “He simply had the money for his own purpose and had no intention of using it for the purpose she directed: to have her killed or kill her himself,” Ms Moore-Graham told the jury.
Steven Hadley, for the defence, conceded: “It is a mean offence, preying on somebody who is vulnerable.”
Judge Veronica Hammerton told Reeves: “This was a calculated deception, repeated three times. While it is clear you had no intention of arranging for someone to kill Mrs Ryder and didn’t propose to yourself, you deceived her into believing it would happen. It resulted in a substantial sum being paid to you; none of the money was repaid. In all the circumstances, these offences are so serious that a custodial sentence is unavoidable.” She ordered Reeves to hand over as compensation the £2,000 he had saved up to repay Mrs Ryder.
Had Reeves been as good as his word he would have found himself facing far more serious charges
This one has actually happened to me, you meet a girl you take her home and she dissapears too the toilet........oh make sure you are not eating when you watch this it may make you puke lol

Thursday, 19 May 2011

CENSOR BAR FUN

When i found this and started watching i thought "fuck i want to see the whole thing but as the video went on it got better and actually turned out to be quite amusing!! What do you think???

Davy's Madhouse: STARTING OUT

Davy's Madhouse: STARTING OUT: "Hi guys Davy here Facebook have stopped me posting videos that i have found online and will only allow me to post them as links which restri..."

JUMBO SAUSAGE SWALLOWER

This is my first posting and i thought i would start with a girl with a remarkable talent, she can certainly manage a large sausage dont you agree?

STARTING OUT

Hi guys Davy here Facebook have stopped me posting videos that i have found online and will only allow me to post them as links which restricts what i can upload so am starting my own blog and hope you will all join me.


I will be transferring all my stuff plus lots more over to here but it will take time, you are welcome to send me things to post or to send messages etc i would like your input as i dont have a clue what i am doing lol


Davy