THE WORLDS MOST PIERCED WOMAN GETS MARRIED

The world's most pierced woman got married last Wednesday, to a retired civil servant who has no metal attached to his body. Elaine Davidson, who has almost 7,000 piercings covering her body, married Douglas Watson, at a wedding reception in Edinburgh. Brazilian-born Miss Davidson, 46, made a bizarre sight in a flowing white wedding gown and floral tiara with only her face visible, which was painted green and covered in 192 piercings.

It contrasted markedly from her older husband, who is in his 60s, who was more conservatively-dressed in a simple navy suit, a sky-blue shirt and Marks and Spencer tie. Mr Watson has no piercings or tattoos.
I recall her sitting in front of me on a coach journy to Glasgow  many years ago and it turns out she is a friend of my younger brother, she is truly a site to be seen
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CATCH OF THE DAY

Retired naval officer David Kent landed an 18-stone fish using a tiny piece of sweetcorn as bait on a fishing trip in Thailand. The fish was caught in November last year at Gillhams Fishing Resorts in Krabi. But it took until last week for the fish to be declared a world record as the largest catfish caught, in the all-tackle category. It was more than 7ft long and weighed 260lbs.

And the specimen fish will live to fight another day. After being weighed and photographed it was gently returned to the water.

THE WORLDS SMELLIEST MAN

Kailash Singh from India is probably the world's smelliest man. He has refusing to wash for more than 37 years. Mr Singh has not bathed or cut his 6ft-long dreadlocks since 1974, shortly after he married. Explaining his unconventional decision, Mr Singh claimed a priest guaranteed him a much-prized son and heir if he followed the advice.

Despite neighbours joking the sweaty farmer would be lucky to persuade his wife to have any children at all, his religious guidance clearly failed - he has seven daughters.

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19 Pictures of Remarkably Tiny Houses

By Kristi Harrison

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TINY HOUSES PICTURES: While most Americans have spent the last 50 years mortgaging their lives away for the bigger, nicer house, there has also been a quiet movement to forgo housing luxury for efficiency.  Tiny houses not only leave a smaller impact on the planet, they also force the homeowner to economize.

You can’t be a hoarder in a 200 square foot house, and you certainly can’t go on a shopping spree every time you go into town.   The best part about tiny houses is how creative they have to be with space.  Nothing is wasted, and extras are discouraged.  Yet for the owners of these tiny houses, these are the perfect homes.

If you like those, you should check out some other, tiny homes called shipping containers homes. They’re tough, built from weathering steel, these building blocks of international trade are designed to withstand stacking, stuffing and strapping and are reused over and over — and they come with great views because you can put them anywhere you like!

NOTHING SPECIAL HERE MOVE ON

                                                        Nothing special here my cat lies on top of me, its no big deal.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZO!!!

This is Norma Stitz, real name Annie Hawkins -Turner, and she is the Guinness Book of Records title holder for the World’s Biggest Natural Breasts.
Norma's got 102 ZZZs
Obviously, Norma does porn. Because when God gives you breasts that weigh 28 pounds each, you use those breasts to snag a role in the film Plumpers.
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UFO'S OVER LONDON

            Amazing footage of Ufo's caught on a mobile phone flying over London

SHAVE YOUR DOLL

         I don't know what is more wrong a doll you can shave or it being ginger!!

I LOVE A BIT COUNTRY AND WESTERN

Actual Country Song Titles - Hilarious

Following is the list of some of the most funny country songs title.

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. I Keep Forgetten I Forgot About You
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I m Kissing You Good-bye
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I m Afraid She'd Win
13. I ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I m So Miserable Without You, It s Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer ,There's a Fly On Papa's Head
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him