When women knew their place
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
ANALLY RETENTIVE
"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)
The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.
Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:
[ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.]
Object Number Recovered Glass or ceramic Bottle or jar 32 Bottle with attached rope 1 Glass or cup 12 Light bulb 7 Tube 6 Food Apple 1 Banana 2 Carrot 4 Cucumber 3 Onion 2 Parsnip 1 Plantain (with condom) 1 Potato 1 Salami 1 Turnip 1 Zucchini 2 Wooden Ax handle 1 Stick or broom handle 10 Miscellaneous or unspecified 3 Sexual Device Vibrator 23* Dildo 15 Kitchen device Dull knife 1 Ice pick 1 Knife sharpener 1 Mortar pestle 2 Spatula (plastic) 1 Spoon 1 Tin cup 1 Miscellaneous tools Candle 1 Curling Iron 1 Flashlight 3 Iron rod 1 Pen 2 Rubber tube 1 Screwdriver 1 Toothbrush 1 Wire spring 1 Inflated device Balloon 1 Balloon attached to cylinder 1 Condom 1 Ball Baseball 2 Tennis ball 1 Pool cue ball 1 Miscellaneous containers Baby powder can 1 Candle box 1 Shampoo Bottle 1 Snuff box 1 Miscellaneous Bottle cap ** 1 Cattle horn 3 Chain (gold) 1 Frozen pig's tail 1 "Kangaroo tumor" # 1 Hair Mousse Cap 1 Plastic rod 1 Stone 2 Toothbrush holder 1 Toothbrush package 1 Whip handle 2* Collections (one case of each) 2 Glass tubes 72 1/2 Jeweler's saw Oil can with potato stopper Piece of wood, peanut Umbrella handle and enema tubing 2 Glasses Phosphorus match ends (homicide) 402 Stones Toolbox ## 2 Bars soap Beer glass and preserving pot Lemon and cold cream jar 2 Apples Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects
IT'S MAGIC
I dont have a clue how this is done but i like it, not a lot but i like it!
TUESDAY IS JESUS DAY
CIA KIDS PAGE
Teaching kids how to topple governments for kids....only in America eh!
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LAWS OF THE LAND
Bizzare laws still on the statute books from around the world
ENGLAND : Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
FRANCE :No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
CANADA : If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
ITALY : A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
U.S.A ( California) : It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
ENGLAND : Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
FRANCE :No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
CANADA : If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
ITALY : A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
U.S.A ( California) : It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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