A FEW THOUGHTS ABOUT EXERCISE

1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run, barely walks & does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years

THE FALL GUY

                                Thhe edge of a roof is not the best place to propose!

RED HO!!!!!!

 

 His mouth is on fire!!!!!

HOLY SMOKE

                                            A guy shoots a hole in his hand!!!!

FOREIGN BODIES

Man Tries to Fish Out Vibrator with Salad Tongs, Is Unsuccessful

[Obligatory salad-tossing joke]

An anonymous male individual (can't imagine why this stallion would want to remain nameless) took a trip to the emergency room after a particularly gruesome vibrator and salad tongs incident which I'm sure everyone learns during their first day of medical school.

The gentleman in question shoved a vibrator up his rectum, and was to ashamed to go to the emergency room because he's human. Naturally, the next step was to try and correct the problem himself by fishing the vibrator out with his best salad tongs... and failing.

Important question: was he planning on just washing them and still using them moving forward?

After this humiliation, the man finally turned himself over to medical professionals, and they were able to extract both the tongs and the vibrator, for a small fee tens of thousands of painful, life-ruining dollars.