Davy's Adult Madhouse: 07/16/11

TOP TEN MAFIA BOSSES (8)

8. John ‘No Nose’ DiFronzo (b. 1928-) Don't you just love the names........

John DiFronzo, the reputed head of the Chicago Outfit, gained his unusual nickname after slicing off part of his nose while jumping through a window during a robbery. After his nose was re-cast, he was more likely to be called Johnny Bananas (to his face, at least). After the Five Families, the Chicago Outfit is thought to be the largest and most powerful mob in America. Despite having been arrested more than twenty times, DiFronzo avoided being indicted in the trial of top Chicago mob leaders in relation to 18 unsolved murders. He has been out of jail since 1994

FOREIGN BODIES

Florida Inmate Packs 30 Items for Prison

To be exact, he packed 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and a coupon... in his rectum.

That's right, he stuffed all of this into his rectum (in a condom) on his way to prison, just so he could have all that stuff. This happens quite often, but this is really the biggest, varied, grab bag of goodies ever almost-snuck into a prison. It really would've made for quite the decadent first week. Also, there was another condom in there... just in case. If you're going to make some sexual changes in prison, you might as well be safe about it.

WHERE CHILDREN SLEEP (3)

Jasmine (4) from Kentucky, USA. Lives with her family in a big house out on farmland. She has been in over 100 beauty pageants and has won a lot of prizes. She practices for the competitions every day with a personal trainer.

Lamine (12) from Senegal. Shares room with several other boys. Beds are uncomfortable with bricks as legs. They work every day from six a clock where they teach how to harvest, dig and plow, until afternoon when he study the Koran.

HISTORY OF DR WHO

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A Doctor Who infograph fully up to date Click on thumbnail link to go to original page and you can enlarge the graph

LET SLEEP CATS (AND DOGS) LIE

Cats demonstrate for us various artistic and stylish sleeping positions...

I PEE WITH MY IPOD

Now you can enhance your experience in any room with your favorite music from your iPod/iPhone. 4 Integrated high performance moisture-free speakers deliver exceptional clarity and high quality sound. The integrated bath tissue holder that can be easily folded as a stereo dock.

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Now you can Enhance your Experience in any room with your favorite music
from your iPod/iPhone.

Features:

Plays music and podcasts from your iPhone (2G/3G/3GS/4G) / iPod players
4 Integrated high performance moisture-free speakers deliver exceptional
clarity and high quality sound
Charges your iPod while playing music
(will not Charge iPhone 3G/3GS, iPod Touch 2G and up, iPod nano 4G and up)
Line-in option to play music from MP3, CD, or other Music Players
Shuffle option allows you to play iPod shuffle(1G only)
Integrated Bath tissue holder that can be easily folded as a stereo dock
Requires AC Power (AC Adapter included)
Easy to setup Wall Mount
Can be used as tabletop Stereo setup

Specifications:

Dimension (W x H x D):
8.25in x 3.68in x 7.12in
210mm x 93mm x 181mm

Power Requirements:
12V, 1.5A AC adapter

Speakers:
2 x tweeters for highs
2 x woofers for lows

Made For iPod:

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TV SHOWS, MAGAZINES & WEB REVIEWS

EDINBURGH FRINGE 2011

Darren 'Devvo' Devonshire, labelled the biggest chav in Yorkshire. A notorious Channel 4 and E4 star, famed for his wonderful videos. Described by the Sun as ‘the vilest man in Britain.’Playing The Hive In Niddry Street for one week only 4th-11th 0f August 8.15 pm

See more info at myspace.com/mcdevvo