Florida Inmate Packs 30 Items for Prison
To be exact, he packed 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and a coupon... in his rectum.
That's right, he stuffed all of this into his rectum (in a condom) on his way to prison, just so he could have all that stuff. This happens quite often, but this is really the biggest, varied, grab bag of goodies ever almost-snuck into a prison. It really would've made for quite the decadent first week. Also, there was another condom in there... just in case. If you're going to make some sexual changes in prison, you might as well be safe about it.
That's right, he stuffed all of this into his rectum (in a condom) on his way to prison, just so he could have all that stuff. This happens quite often, but this is really the biggest, varied, grab bag of goodies ever almost-snuck into a prison. It really would've made for quite the decadent first week. Also, there was another condom in there... just in case. If you're going to make some sexual changes in prison, you might as well be safe about it.
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