Thursday, 14 July 2011

FAMOUS PERV OF THE DAY

When Mozart wasn't writing one of his 600 masterpieces he was writing letters to his female cousin, the contents of which were usually in a basic rhyme scheme and seriously screwed up. There are tons of snippets to choose from out there, but nothing quite sums up Mozart's dirtiness as well as when he told his cousin that he wanted to "shit on her nose" and watch it "drip down her chin."
Falco was forced to remove the above quotes from his hit "Rock me Amadeus







Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.


SEX TOY OF DAY

THE PLOW!


Admit it, every time you visit your local sex store you look up and down the aisles and are secretly ashamed and disgusted that there's not a single toy that can also double as some kind of medieval siege weapon.
Lucky for you, some perverse engineers thought the same thing and nipped that problem in the bud. As with all of the devices on this list, we'll leave it to your imagination as to what the thing looks like in use.
Fun Website Quote
"This machine is so smooth, quiet and easy to use it allows you to focus more on your pleasure and less on your mechanical abilities."

Look in tomorrow for another one 

TOP TEN MAFIA BOSSES

Mafia. The name alone conjures shadowy images of underworld activity - debts and allegiances, honor and respect, family, power, and death. Add to that the popular cinematic exploits of Hollywood Mafioso as portrayed by Brando, De Niro, Pacino et al, and there is a romanticism associated with ‘the men of honor’ that is difficult to reconcile with the facts - the murders, chaos and corruption that surround their history and their members. The ‘don’ or ‘boss’ is usually the mastermind controlling this chaos; pulling the strings, making sure the deals get done, and above all else protecting his family, and himself, by whatever means necessary...

The following ten bosses are all still alive and have in their own ways displayed the ruthless conviction and fierce brutality necessary to rise to the top of their ranks. Let us now examine the ten most notorious Mafia bosses on Earth.

10. Vito Rizzuto (b. 1946-)

Vito Rizzuto, also known as Montreal’s ‘Teflon Don’, is head of the Rizzuto crime family and was once alleged to be the overall boss of the Sicilian Mafia in Canada. Rizzuto was arrested in 2003 on charges of loansharking and racketeering and for his involvement in the 1981 murder of three rival Bonanno family captains – as fictionalized in the movie Donnie Brasco. In a series of attacks on the family, Rizzuto’s son Nick Jr. was murdered in December 2009. Rizzuto himself is due for release from federal prison in 2012.

Check in tomorrow for number 9

DOGGY STYLE


                                         Lets hope he isn't taking it home to eat

12 AMAZING HOUSEBOATS OF THE WORLD


They come in all shapes and sizes, from traditional-looking homes that just happen to be floating on water to ultramodern houseboat concepts that look like they might be able to fly, too. Some are high-end, while others are cobbled together from reclaimed planes, trains and automobiles, proving that you don’t have to have a large budget to take your home to the high seas – or the lake, bay, river or canal.

Streamlined Wooden House Boat


(images via: contemporist)
Technically a house barge, since it can’t propel itself from one location to another, this home on the Eilbekkanal in Hamburg, Germany is warm, homey and modern with its curved wood exterior. Inside, the space is divided by a single spiraling wall that wraps around each successive space with public living areas on the exterior and private areas like the bedroom and bathroom on the interior.

‘Train Wreck’ Houseboat Made from Train Car


(image via: sfgate)
A repurposed train car forms the center of ‘Train Wreck’, an otherwise very house-like floating home at South Forty Dock in Sausalito, California. In a former life, it was a 50-foot-long, 120-year-old Pullman sleeper car. Owners Renee and Henry Baer cut it in half, split it into a ‘V’ shape and attached it to a 20-by-40-foot concrete hull.

Pink Shantyboat Made with a Bus


(image via: glassoffashion)
This is technically a ‘shantyboat’, but it looks more like a parade float that veered off into a marina. And hey, there’s a lot of trash in the world – why not put it to good use? Spotted on the River Adur in England, this houseboat clearly has an owner with a creative eye for recyclable materials. A bus and a washing machine are just two obvious elements included in the design.

Dubai Houseboat by X-Architects


(image via: archdaily)
Made from two catamaran beams, stainless steel and glass, this collaboration between X-ARchitects and designer Leen Vandaele is a crisp and modern home base in the Dubai marina. A terrace with a glass roof, reached by a spiral staircase, also acts as a sun deck.

Geometric Houseboat in Copenhagen


(image via: arnþór snær )
Spotted in Copenhagen in 2008, this highly unusual houseboat sports a geometric metal facade and what appears to be a secondary glassed-in structure for sunbathing.

Cosmic Muffin Boeing Houseboat


(image via: re-nest)
It started as a 1930s Boeing Stratoliner, owned by Howard Hughes. The tail and wings were cut off to transform it into the houseboat it is today, dubbed Cosmic Muffin and based in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Floating House Inspired by Nature


(image via: environmental graffiti)
The curve of ocean waves just as they’re about to break inspired this elegant houseboat on the Willamette River in Oregon. Architect Robert Harvey Oshatz employed wood and plenty of glass for an organic feel. “I believe that every house has a sense of poetry to it, so what I wanted to do was design a house which would reflect the poetry of the movement of the river,” he said.

Solar-Powered Houseboat Concept


(image via: ecofriend)
If the Waterworld version of apocalyptic predictions ever comes to pass, this solar houseboat concept could be a relatively comfortable way to survive the chaos. Inspired by a fishing bobber, the house has a flotation belt and is half-submerged for stability even in the face of large waves. An upper-level garden grabs all those harsh rays of sunlight, which are also harvested for power.

Low-Budget Floating House


(images via: oldstersview, nau.edu)
You don’t have to have a lot of money to own your very own floating house. As these two images prove, low-budget houseboats are certainly possible, especially if you don’t care too much about aesthetics.

Three-Story Sausalito Houseboat


(image via: sfgate)
Houseboat living isn’t necessarily tiny living. This three-story, 4,000-square foot monster of a floating house in Sausalito definitely proves that even people who like to live large (literally) can have a home right on the water.

Modern Floating Home on Lake Union


(image via: archdaily)
With a limited allowable footprint and a request from the homeowners that the design be fitting both for living and entertaining, Vandeventer + Carlander Architects designed this floating home in Seattle to be versatile and elegant.  At 2,824 square feet, it’s larger than many homes on land, and even has an 887-square-foot deck. Aluminum cladding, strategically placed windows and decks allowed the designers to achieve a look that is “visually interesting and coherent.”

Covey Island Boatworks Arctic Home


(images via: inhabitat)
Faced with harsh winter conditions, the Inuit have long taken shelter in upside-down boats. Inspired by this practice, Covey Island Boatworks has designed an extreme arctic home that puts a different spin on the word ‘houseboat’. Using the same construction methods and materials that make a boat lightweight, flexible and strong, the boat builders created this prefabricated off-grid structure specifically for use on dry land.

WORLDS SMALLEST CAMPER VAN


'bufalino'
interior view


'bufalino' by german industrial designer cornelius comanns is a small camper
which is equipped to meet the basic needs of one person. the concept behind the project
is to offer absolute flexibility during periods of travel. the minimalist construction is based
on the existing piaggio APE 50 three wheeled light transport vehicle; a model chosen for its
economic and fuel efficient benefits. however, the more complex structural components
such as the frame, the chassis, and engine are derived from the original piaggio model.



interior view


'my aim was to give people a better understanding of the country, the surrounding,
and the range they have travelled. the travelling vehicle is always with you like some
kind of a base camp, while also being used for moving on in an easygoing and
spontaneous way.
' -CC



back view


'bufalino' encourages users to explore the surrounding off beaten tracks. meanwhile
the furnished interior consisting of a bed, two seating units, a cooking zone, a basin,
storage space, a water tank and a refrigerator offers the comforts of a home.






the back doors of the camper also functions as a space for drying clothes






front view



detail



detail



bottom view of driver's seat






sleeping area and cooking zone


JAPANESE WTF MACHINE GUN


The Japanese never cease to make me shake my head

DOG WASHING MACHINE

                                             Yes it had to be from Japan

BABMINTON JEDI

FINLANDS SUPER IGLOO

From the air this has to look like giant light bugs or a weird phenomenon in the woods. Both assumptions are wrong, this is the stunning Kakslauttanen Igloo Village in Finland. Great glass igloos that obviously glow in the dark from all the lights inside of them makes them so special. From each igloo you have a great view over the snow landscape and if you are lucky you’ll maybe see northern lights at night, if not; enjoy the million stars. And don’t worry, modern technology is installed in every igloo that make the glasses clear and keep them away from white frost, even if the temperature drops under -30 Celsius.
Here is a selection of photos that show the perfect atmosphere there at nights. Enjoy, who knows, maybe your honey moon will end up being here?








GETTING A WHIFF


I smell a fart coming on

CONCERN

                                     Bro, bro whats wrong with you bro!!!

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