SCOTLAND

                                    Robin Williams talks about my Homeland

TOP TEN U.S SEX LAWS

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

DARTH TOM TOM

Times are hard the Empire is on its knees and Darth Vader has to do voice overs to earn a crust

PARANOID

                                     This is fab i laughed my Arse Off!!!

AN EXAMPLE TO US ALL

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Sclumberg is such a person. 

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine. And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!! 
Harold should be an inspiration to all of us.

PC problems????

After going through a 


virus attack,

Losing a hard drive,

Fighting off hackers,

Upgrading all my software,

Installing fire-walls,

Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,

And a host of other problems....

I have fixed my computer...

And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

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YOGA v DRUNK PEOPLE Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!

Savasana Position of total relaxation.

Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.

Halasana Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana This position, for ankles and back muscles. 

SO START DRINKING NOW TO IMPROVE YOUR WELLBEING 

WILLIAM GETS IT RIGHT

FLIP!!!

 

I am not a great fan of car chases but this is good the driver must be a stuntman , oh and a great song helps as well

THEIR FIRST DANCE

                         

DRIVE BY PORN

              Hackers got into a computerized billboard and created drive by porn

Cereso Chetumal Prison in Mexico

Continuing on our serirs of prisons around the worls i found this one in Mexico, now Mexico is not the place you would expect to have a jail like this,below is a typical cell with sattelite tv and air conditioning

CERESO Chetumal is a unique prison that has seen no violence in ten years and that has an excellent arts/crafts program that teaches the prisoners and sells to tourists. According to Warden Victor Terazzas, "when there is a disagreement, we have the inmates involved put on the gloves and get into the boxing ring, after about two rounds the dispute is over."

The about 1100 inmates are often said no to want to leave the jail because of the easy life they have inside: a great menu that includes eggs for breakfast, cultural activity with men and woman and are also allowed to take long naps. Not to mention the VIP cells.