Sunday, 31 July 2011
Saturday, 30 July 2011
Monday, 25 July 2011
THE LOST BOY
Little boy lost at Comic Con.
theskyisreallyfalling:
At Comic Con a little boy had lost his dad in the crowd, and was scared until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to asked for help, because he knows him.
BEAUTY
This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I babysit her and her two sisters - Rebecca and Mia, and before they go to bed they all sit down and write little prayers to God.
This was the one that Hollie wrote last time, and it absolutely broke my heart. I mean, she’s six years old and she thinks she’s not beautiful. That’s not right. But she is beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. She’s got golden blonde hair, bright green eyes and a smile so beautiful that you melt a little inside when you see it.
When their mum got home, I showed her Hollie’s prayer, and she was devastated. She’s a nurse so she’s seen a lot of horrible things, but I have never seen her like that. And so I had to do something.
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Sunday, 24 July 2011
NO FEAR
2 - Watch out, I'm a southpaw: The dog cowers as his adversary threatens to land a knockout blowIt was a chance encounter that could have ended with flying fur and bloodshed in the snow.
Wildlife photographer Norbert Rosing was taking pictures of a team of huskies in Canada's frozen north when a polar bear gatecrashed the party.
Along with dog handler Brian Ladoon, Mr Rosing watched helplessly as the bear and one of the dogs approached each other.
4 - Go on, give us a (bear) hug: The new friends enjoy a cuddle
5 - If I lie here long enough I might even get a tickle on the tummy: The bear is playful, the husky is a little bemused and the handler (out of shot) is extremely relievedSaturday, 23 July 2011
THE BEST BJ EVER
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; “How much do you charge?”
“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.
“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
So the hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
The guy thinks to himself, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” and accepts the hooker’s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”
“$1,500″ says the hooker
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!” he says
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “OK Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“Nope,” says the hooker, “but I would if I had a pussy.
“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.
“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
So the hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
The guy thinks to himself, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” and accepts the hooker’s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”
“$1,500″ says the hooker
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!” he says
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “OK Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“Nope,” says the hooker, “but I would if I had a pussy.
Friday, 22 July 2011
Thursday, 21 July 2011
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH....
Things People Actually Said in Court as Recorded by Court Reporters
- ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
- WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
- ***
- ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
- check for a pulse?
- WITNESS: No.
- ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
- WITNESS: No.
- ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
- WITNESS: No.
- ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
- when you began the autopsy?
- WITNESS: No.
- ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
- WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
- ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
- nevertheless?
- WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
- and practicing law.
- ***
- ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
- WITNESS: Yes.
- ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
- WITNESS: I forget.
- ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
- ***
- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you
- that morning?
- WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
- ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
- WITNESS: My name is Mary!
- ***
- ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
- WITNESS: We both do.
- ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
- WITNESS: We do.
- ATTORNEY: You do?
- WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
- ***
- ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
- his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
- WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
- ***
- ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
- WITNESS: Yes.
- ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
- WITNESS: None.
- ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
- WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a
- different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
- ***
- ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
- WITNESS: Oral.
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THAMES TOWN
On the outskirts of Shanghai lies a town most would mistake for a London Borough
Tucked away near the last stop of Line 9, the satellite settlement of Thames Town opened in 2006 as part of Shanghai’s One City, Nine Towns program, with low-rise apartments and gated complexes designed to house 10,000 residents. Despite an intensive marketing effort (including a beauty pageant), the community failed to take off, and what’s left is a ghost town -- and an ideal place for a quiet afternoon stroll.As its name suggests, the design of Thames Town is inspired by England, with a main square, red telephone booths, streets named High, Oxford, and Queen and, of course, its very own man-made Thames river. If you start to lose yourself in your surroundings, worry not: images of Haibao have made it out here to reassure you that you are, in fact, still in Shanghai.
Planted all across Thames Town are statues of Brits ranging from Winston Churchill to Princess Diana, from Harry Potter to generic English-looking folk. (Yes, we did say Harry Potter.)
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| … to soon-to-be-married couples who didn’t feel like hopping on a plane. Who needs to leave Shanghai when we’ve got our very own Christ Church sitting on a giant, picture-perfect lawn? |
JOY RIDING CAT (2)
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop.
The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot's poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop.
Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: "It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn't seen it get on which was a bit confusing.
"The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don't think any of the passengers noticed.
"Because I had seen it jump off the day before I carried on driving and sure enough when I stopped just down the road he jumped off - I don't know why he would catch the bus but he seems to like it. I told some of the other drivers on this route and they have seen him too."
Since January, when the cat first caught the bus he has done it two or three times a week and always gets on and off at the same stops.
Passenger, Paul Brennan, 19, who catches the 331 to work, said: "I first noticed the cat a few weeks ago. At first I thought it had been accompanied by its owner but after the first stop it became quite clear he was on his own.
"He sat at the front of the bus, waited patiently for the next stop and then got off. It was was quite strange at first but now it just seems normal. I suppose he is the perfect passenger really - he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off."
JOY RIDING CAT (1)
A pet cat has caught the same bus regularly for four years.
Casper, which is 12 years old, boards the No3 service at 10.55am from outside his home in Plymouth, Devon, and travels the entire 11-mile route before returning home about an hour later.
On the route, the cat passes an historic dockyard and naval base, a city centre, several suburbs and the city's red light district.He has been making the journey for so long that all First Bus drivers have now been told to look out for him to ensure he gets off at the right stop.Susan Finden, 65, a care worker who is Casper's owner, said: "Casper has always disappeared for hours at a time but I never understood where he was going."I called him Casper because he had a habit of vanishing like a ghost. But then some of the drivers told me he had been catching the bus.
7 GENUINE DATING SITES!
7. gk2gk.com
The Geek 2 Geek dating site is for uber smart people who are seeking other uber smart people. On this site it seems like you can truly be yourself, no matter what the extent of your geekiness is. This site was designed to help geeks find people they can click with. The best quote on the ‘About Gk2Gk’ page is: Geeks make the best friends and lovers, because they’re smart and they’re loyal. Hmmm. This makes geeks sound less human and more canine like! Overall, it looks like a great site for geeks to find love and friendship among people with similar tastes.6. Datedisabled.com
No matter what your health condition is, you can find someone who has a similar one. Whether you are an amputee, paraplegic, suffer from Crohn’s disease, spina bifida, polio, or any other type of health condition, you just might be able to find your match on here. Even if you are simply looking for a casual relationship or friendship, as opposed to starting up a romance, it’s possible through this dating site.5. Sugardaddie.com
Rich men seeking beautiful women seem to flock to this dating site. Supposedly it’s free to join, as long as you follow the Terms of Service. One portion of the Terms of Service states that “You will not request the service of a money slave.” This is where you pay someone to degrade you. I have to admit, I was a bit skeptical of this site when I first heard about it. I thought it might be rather sleazy. It turns out that they have an extremely long list of rules that are expected to be followed. In short; be polite, don’t lie about who you are or what you want, and you’ll enjoy what this dating site has to offer.4. Trekpassions.com
Trekkie fans unite! Actually, this dating site is devoted to people
who love all forms of Sci-Fi; Star Trek, Star Wars, Arthur C. Clarke,
Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, and many more. I love the line in the
introduction on front page of this dating site that asks: Feel like you
are always wearing a red shirt
in your relationships? In case you aren’t familiar with a lot of the
Star Trek episodes, the person in the red shirt is always the first to
die.Pictured is one of the members i stole from their page3. PositiveSingles.com
Are you afflicted with an STD and seeking another in the same situation? Well, if you are then this is the dating site for you. Honestly! It’s a completely anonymous dating site and you can click your gender, the gender of the person you are seeking, and the type of STD you have tested positive for. The list of STDs to choose from is lengthy; you name it and it’s most likely on there.2. DateALittle.com
This dating site is geared towards individuals who are small in stature. Little People around the world sign up on this dating site to meet others like themselves. There is a charge to join this site, but the first 7 days are free. I like it when dating sites offer a free trial membership and give new members the freedom to change their mind later on if they wish.1. ZombieHarmony
This dating site was created by mingle2.com. The slogan on this dating site is “…because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.” When searching the Zombie Singles you can check whether you are a ‘slow-moving’, ‘fast-moving’, or an ‘immobile’ zombie and which of these three types of zombies you are searching for. You are also supposed to check how many limbs you have attached still (if any) and how rotten you are. Ew. Oh, there are also three boxes at the bottom of this section where you check what you are interested in; groaning, lumbering, or gnawing. If you happen upon this site and you aren’t a zombie, don’t worry, there is a button for non-zombies to click as well!Well, out of this list of the 7 most unique dating websites, which one did you find to be rather interesting?
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